Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

“Style 2 Sell”, My 1997 Hip Hop Hit.

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Today I went to the thrift shop to find a tape deck so I could start digitizing my shoe box full of demo tapes. I lucked out and found a pristine Technics deck and it sounds great. I have roughly 30-40 tapes with various musical pieces. Well they were attempts ...

An Open Letter to the Makers of Shamwow.

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

I had a $20 rebate card to Pep Boys so I went to see what I could get. Not much really. I was hoping for a Leatherman or a Mag-Light, but no such luck. I finally settled on a $19.99 box of Shamwow. Is it as good as they say? ...

Microsoft Songsmith

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

First, watch a bit of this: Then watch this: Repeat with any other Songsmith videos you can find. You're welcome.

Store it at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rentals and Storage.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rentals and Storage.

It’s My Birthday, I’m Gonna Party Like It’s My Birthday.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Today was my birthday and now I'm 31. I slept most of today recovering from Halloween and Saturday. We did manage to Golden Corral and Game Crazy. I ate steak, meatloaf, mash potatoes, the whole shebang. At Game Crazy I bought a copy of "New Super Mario Bros". I got: $70 in ...

How U doin’?

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Thinking about a spray on tan? Think again. Check out these photos of douches in the wild. http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/ (Ads MAY be NSFW)

Just Say No!

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Did you know the LA Lakers did an anti-drug song in the 80s? Well they did. To bad they didn't do a "wear a condom" song. Sorry Magic.

Guitar Baby III.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I made this: Here is the HIGH-LARIOUS source image:

The Littlest Guitar Hero.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I made this! Here is the HIGH-LARIOUS source image -> http://i28.tinypic.com/2i101o8.jpg

Bald and Paunchy.

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

I wanna see a film or TV show with these three guys in it. I'm thinking "Bald and Paunchy". They could share an apartment with an old hound dog. Every episode is comprised of them griping and hemming and hawing and saying things like "Gee gawd...aww...ehhh...lemme think about that". Maybe it ...