They Fucking Stole My Mail.

December 14, 2008 – 5:10 pm

Earlier this week, my father packaged up seven older laptops in two boxes and shipped them to me. In addition to other Christmas presents that I’m sending my parents, I planned on refurbishing the best laptop for my mother to check email and read my blog. Friday, the first package arrived with a few old laptops. This was the package my father said would probably be used for spare parts. The second package arrived the next day.

When we opened the locked package cabinet and pulled out the box, we saw that the bottom flap was open and the box was completely empty. My first reaction was that one of my neighbors stole the laptops. As I turned the box over in my hands I noticed two things. The first this was that the tape that my father had used to seal the box was undisturbed. Whoever opened the box actually ripped the cardboard seam of the bottom of the box. Obviously the tape job my father did held and the box was opened forcefully. The second thing was that the box was stamped “arrived unsealed” and “no contents”. This means that the contents of the box were removed sometime en route to the Austin post office. This redeemed my view of my neighbors, but did little make me less pissed. Sure these weren’t the cream of the crop laptops, but they were salvageable. I’m going to see what I can do with the laptops I got and my dad is going to start a claim with the USPS. We’ll see what happens. What gals me the most, is that the USPS haven’t called me or sent me a letter. That haven’t communicated with me in anyway about the stolen items nor have they advised me as to my options. As far as I can tell this is the extent to which they care about the incident. They delivered an empty box and that’s just fine. Well, I just hope whoever stole the laptops enjoys them. Merry Christmas, motherfucker.


Store it at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rentals and Storage.

December 4, 2008 – 7:01 pm



Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rentals and Storage.


I Love Superman III.

November 30, 2008 – 12:24 am

Okay, so it’s not the best movie ever. Hell, it’s not even the best Superman movie. But I love Superman III. It has Richard Prior, hacking, a donkey ride through the Grand Canyon, a giant computer, the first usage of the “half penny computer scam”, and of course a big blue himself, Superman. The real Superman, Christopher Reeve. There are other Supermen, but in my book Christopher Reeve will always be the real deal. I also suppose George Reeves could be considered Earth-Two Superman.

One of my favorite parts of this film is when the synthetic kryptonite causes Superman to lose his confidence, doubt his own self-worth, and become selfish. He goes on a drunken bender and even trys to rape Lois! Okay, maybe he justĀ  man handles her. Anyway, I love seeing superheroes dealing with human faults. I think Superman III kicked off this love.

If you haven’t seen it in a while, give it a go.

“Both keys…AT THE SAME TIME?!?” – Gus Gorman (Richard Pryor) in Superman III


India, You’re in My Thoughts.

November 28, 2008 – 8:03 am

I’ve been watching the CNN coverage of the developing terrorist attacks. As I type this, explosions and gunfire rage in the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel and in the streets. I hope for a swift and lasting solution to these attacks. The only Indian (that lives in India) that I know is a girl named Aishwarya, but she lives in Delhi and I think she is actually abroad right now. All my best goes out to the people of India and they’re fellow countrymen everywhere.

In other, more personal news, I got the van back on the road, thanks to Erin last night. I still need to return their gas can, but at least I can drive the van.


I’ve Got Auto Troubles.

November 27, 2008 – 1:24 pm

Yesterday, the transmission on the Escort decided to finally put its foot down and demand that I either fix it or leave it alone. It did this on the way to Erin’s house for our “this is the best time that everyone can actually get together” Thanksgiving. Lucky for me, the car was able to make it back to our house without breaking down and I didn’t have to have it towed. But now, the morning after, I am faced with a multi-pronged problem.

The reason I started driving the Escort is that one morning, on my way to work, the van ran out of gas. I had just enough fumes to get it back home (hmmm notice a trend?), but not enough to get to the nearest gas station. The escort had gas and started up fine. After that I got in the habit of driving the Escort, despite its occasional transmission complaint. The van sat there for probably a month or more, during which the rear passenger tire went flat. It has a some sort of a pin hole leak. So now the van has 2 problems that need to be addressed (lack of gas and a flat tire). I also imagine, since it sat for as long as it did, that it needs a jump. I’m not going to try to turn it over without adding fuel.

So now I’ve got my work cut out for me. I have to walk to the nearest gas station, buy a can of “fix a flat” sealer, a gas can, 2 gallons or so of gas, and pray it all works so I can get the van to gas station for a proper fill up. All of this on Thanksgiving day. Yeah.


4 Track Mind.

November 25, 2008 – 11:59 pm

These last couple days, I’ve been talking (both via email and voice) with my best friend Andy. He lives in LA. For those that don’t know, we’ve known each other since 3rd grade and got in to all sorts of hyjinks through out junior and senior high school. We also both got in to making music about the time I pulled a ratty and rusted Teisco ET-220 electric guitar from my parent’s attic. I don’t have that guitar anymore, but I still have the best friend.

We played around with guitars and writing songs and had a band with several different line ups. Once out of high school, it got harder and harder to stay in touch as it always seems to be. Our musical ambitions diverged and that was sort of that. We’ve stayed great friends, even though my musical progression has atrophied. Andy, on the other hand, has been pretty active. He’s been in several bands, DJed at clubs, promoted his own club, and other various musical endeavors. I envy him a bit, but I know I’m the only one holding me back on that stuff. Music is hard hard work. It’s fun and it can be the best time of your life, but it takes dedication, thick skin, and a fair bit of stubbornness. I’ve got plenty of reasons (or excuses if you prefer) for the choices I’ve made (bills to pay, a girlfriend to support, etc), but the biggest roadblock has always been my homebody nature.

But none of that is really what I’m thinking about tonight. I’m not lamenting how much my out of shape musical career imitates my couch potato body. Tonight I’m thinking about that big box of tapes in the closet that represent the body of my musical work. I have something like 30 tapes that contain various musical pieces, complete and incomplete, that need to be transferred to digital. The process is easy enough, but I need a decent cassette deck to play them back in to my PC. And then there are the 4 track masters.

A “4 track” recorder is a tape recorder used for creating songs. Cassette tapes store stereo recordings on both sides of the tape. A standard tape player has a “2 heads” for playback and can play 1 side at a time. A 4 track has “4 heads” for recording and playback and can record or playback both sides at once. Since each side is stereo, this gives you 4 total audio channels per tape, or “4 tracks”. The 4 track recorder allows you to discreetly record 4 separate performances to those 4 tracks. Add in the ability to pan each track left or right, set the playback volume, and adjust the EQ for each track, and you have a mini recording studio. Once you have all the music recorded on the 4 track, you can play it in to a standard tape recorder and “mix down” the whole song to a stereo recording (with all your pan/volume/EQ settings intact). Of course there are ways to squeeze more tracks out of a 4 track and that is were science meets art. A talented four track engineer can make some pretty amazing recordings with one of these decks. I loved mine.

These days you can download a program like Audacity and have 1000 tracks of audio, all crystal clear digital and non destructive, for free. But it’s on you PC and like any other piece of software, its about as reliable as your PC is. You miss alot of the immediacy that comes with a 4 track. Plus a 4 track is a lot easier to operate drunk or intoxicated. With a 4 track you can sit down, plug in, and hit record. You don’t need to wait for boot up or your virus scanner. You don’t get distracted by Digg or have to figure out why your sound card isn’t making any noise. It’s just one REC button away.

Alas, the only 4 track I have at the moment is a Tascam Porta 02 that Erin gave to Corin. It’s missing the power supply and a replacement is $25-$45 on eBay. The funny part is that a Porta 02 with the power supply included is only $9.99! But if I’m going to buy the whole thing, maybe I might want something with a few more features. But man, tapes? Talk about dinosaurs.

I really miss 4 track recording. It was a lot of fun and I always felt productive when I finished mixing down a track.


We Got a Wii.

November 20, 2008 – 12:24 am

We celebrated Corin’s birthday with the family on Monday the 17th at her sister’s house. Little did they know that their mom and step dad coordinated a birthday suprise with Erin’s husband Andy and me. They bought the twins each a Wii and I got Corin a second set of controllers and Animal Crossing: City Folk. Andy got Erin some games and the Wii Fit system. Of course when Corin played with the Wii Fit, she was hooked. Today we had to go and get it too. This is like getting a present of my own too, I’m so loving it. I wasn’t sold on the sports games, but man are they fun. The Wii Fit system seems really logical to me. I think I can combine my love of games with my need to lose weight. There’s something about the support that the virtual trainers give you. It’s so comforting. Plus any way to exercise indoors is okay by me. It will be nice to track my progress. There was an added bonus that even after a full dinner and a soda, I weighed less than I thought I did. Nice little surprise!

If you have a Wii and want exchange codes, our code is: 4401 8184 7902 1809


I’m Hooked on Final Crisis

November 19, 2008 – 11:12 pm

I’ve read all 4 of the main Final Crisis issues that have been released and my interest level has gone from zero to totally obsessed. Since reading them, I’ve bought: DC Universe #0, Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds #1-2, Final Crisis: Rage of the Red Lanterns, Final Crisis: Requiem, Final Crisis: Rogues’ Revenge #1-3, Final Crisis: Resist, Final Crisis: Revelations #1-3, Final Crisis: Submit, and Final Crisis: Superman Beyond #1. Whew! A lot of books and a lot of cash. I haven’t read it all, but what I have read I’ve liked. I will say this, if you are interested in only the Final Crisis story line, just read the main books (and possibly Resist/Submit). The tie-ins are good reads, but they don’t have anything to do with the Final Crisis main plot, at least not yet. I’m fine buying them, because I like the stories, but I think it’s misleading to put the Final Crisis banner on top.

I’ve also noticed a disturbing trend in both DC and Marvel’s story arc release styles. Both companies have decide to start story arcs in there basic titles (namely Superman and X-Men Legacy) with a one shot. This means that issue 680 of Superman ends an arc and issue 681 picks up at part two of the new Superman: New Krypton! To make matters worse, part 3 is in Adventure Comics Special featuring The Guardian. By the way, part three is actually a continuation of a story from Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen Special #1. Issue 682 of Superman features part five. On the Marvel side, the new X-Men Legacy arc started with a one shot called X-Men Original Sin and was part one of the arc. The next issue of X-Men Legacy was part 2. So if you just pulled X-Men Legacy, you miss the first part of the arc! I mean come on, the current run of X-Men is hard enough to understand as it’s written. It doesn’t need to have parts missing on top of that.

Like a sucker, I’ll keep buy this stuff as long as the stories are good. Just please, give us a break for a few months and cool off on the event stuff!


Barack Obama is Our New President.

November 4, 2008 – 11:06 pm

Thank you America, you gave me the best birthday present I could ever hope for. Better late than never.

Oh man, I can take a breath now. It’s so hard to express what I’m feeling. This is the first time I’ve voted and me guy won. Not only won, won by a landslide. I, with millions of other Americans, we stood together and said we want change. I’m so overwhelmed right now.

A president isn’t about taxes or gay rights. A president isn’t just the guy that declares war. To me a president should strive to meet the ideals that we as a people strive for. They should carry themselves with dignity and honor. They should aim for the best of all human traits. Wisdom and compassion; strength and determination. They should speak for all of us, and when they do speak, I should be able to respect their words. Most of all, I should be able to respect the president, even when I disagree.

I think maybe, for a change, we might have that president.


O.M.G.

November 4, 2008 – 10:06 pm

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THANK YOU AMERICA! BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT!